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i cant run the game,, I try to open the play file but it just says loading and nothing else

how do i use inventory items

The items in your inventory are automatically accounted for when you interact with certain scenes. This means if you're carrying something and it can be used in a particular scene, your character will automatically use it and the text you're given will change as a result. 

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this was my first text adventure game
didn't think I would enjoy a game where you gotta type your actions but this is great

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Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I had a lot of fun writing it. 

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After getting the path to cross the slime pit,, I can't seem to actually CROSS it, as the path does not become something interactive. Loved the rest of the game, though!

I just played through that room again and realized what I did. In the beginning paragraph's room description I said there were exits to the east and south but didn't specify that the east one was the way across the bridge. That could have been described clearer for sure. Glad you enjoyed the rest of it though!

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When playing in browser load is not a recognised command.


>load
That's not a verb I recognise.
 
>"load"
That's not a verb I recognise.

Load isn't recognized under any context I can find. I tried third-party interpreters and the packaged browser one, running in a dedicated browser, and hitting launch -- none support load.

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Current bugs I am aware of and am trying to fix asap: 

going south in the room titled " first room" has the potential to break the game. 

The Room of Armour lists south as a viable exit when it leads to nothing. 

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These issues should now be resolved!

I've been having problems asking Salinda for the potion key. ASK and TALK don't seem to do much. 

OH! Okay. Spoilers: keys are a little interchangable. 

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yeah you just need 3 of any key to get past the final door. Hope you got to the end and thanks for playing!

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ah that's my bad! Yeah most of the actions that can be performed on characters are either take, examine, or attack. I didn't program in a talk or ask command. Sorry for the confusion!